We get Dean & Deluca gift baskets at the office for and from clients because they’re right around the corner and pretty swell. And while I have enjoyed almost all of them, I found the one you should consider getting me, if you’re getting me something (which, really, just your company is a gift).
“More than 13 pounds of four of the curing master’s most popular salamis. Enjoy melt-in-your-mouth Ibérico Lardo; spicy, garlicky Calabrese; Tuscan Finnocchiona, seasoned with plenty of fennel; and sweet, aged, beautifully marbled Coppa.
All of us have been annoyed by office food stealing at one time or another, and definitely by housemate (or god forbid- DORM) food stealing. One might thing that note writing is an appropriate way to combat this type of behavior, and would leave a note something like this:
I would never do that because I am aware that writing notes is not an effective way of getting what you want. It just makes you look like a jerk. A jerk who may have lost something very dear to them, and may not be getting it back.
The Lean Pocket Thief responds, after the jump! Read more »
Jesus Christ, that’s bad. And it still doesn’t get us any closer to explaining why every Arby’s is always empty and usually pretty filthy. Like, the sauce pumps (ew) are always stuck and the color scheme is… taupe?