Because he won’t stop until you hate him, James “James Franco” Franco is writing a book, presumably about what it’s like to be James Franco teaching the James Franco course about James Franco.
Via New York Times
I didn’t see you there. I was just having a glass of wine and doing a little late night reading. I’m kind of a big David Foster Wallace fan.
Oh no, you’re not interrupting at all. Grab a chair from the corner and I’ll show you some of my favorite passages. Like this one *ERRNNF*… *HUNNNNNGGGHHHH*… *HEEEEERRRGGGGGLLL*…. *huffhuffhuff*... like this one here.