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Woman with terrible show greenlit because of her looks thinks we should be nicer to singer with terrible performance greenlit because of her looks

- January 19, 2012 - Comments (0)

In what can only be described as tying a strip steak to your nuts and dangling them in front of a pack of wolves, Whitney “That’s Really Your Last Name” Cummings wrote a blog post weighing in on everyone weighing in on Lana Del Rey’s SNL performance. Her blog is called, I’m not even fucking kidding, “Princess Complex.”

Anyway, for whatever my two cents are worth, I don’t think Lana Del Rey is any different than any one of the hundreds of other pop starts that got style, genre, or ethnic makeovers to be marketable. Everyone’s just pissed off because she marks a pretty official start point where warm, shoegazey, fuzzed-out sounds are the mainstream and everyone knows music is only good when it stay between you and whomever you have a crush on.

Straight Up Blog On Lana Del Rey

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